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Grumpy Grandson!

One morning in a village. An old woman who doesn’t seem young anymore, is seen busy picking up coconut leaves using a pole. Then came the grandson of the grandmother approached him.

Grandson: “Hi Grandma. What are you doing, Grandma?”

Grandma: “This is grandma taking coconut leaves…”

Grandson: “What are the coconut leaves for, Grandma?”

Grandma: “To make ketupat, honey.”

Grandson: “Then what is the ketupat for, Grandma?”

Grandma: “To eat later.”

Grandson: “Ohh… later. What about grandma now?”

Grandma: “Take coconut leaves. Hi!”

Grandson: “For what?”

Grandma: “To make ketupat. Grandma told you earlier, didn’t you?”

Grandson: “What is the ketupat for, Grandma?”

Grandma: “Yes, eat it. Time to wash your hair.”

Grandson: “Oh, I see, Grandma.”

Grandma: “Yeah. Went to play there. Don’t bother grandma.”

Grandson: “Why?”

Grandma: “Grandma is busy.”

Grandson: “Busy what are you doing Grandma?”

Grandma: “Look for coconut leaves. You’ve already said that.”

Grandson: “What are coconut leaves for, Grandma?”

Grandma: “To make KETUPAT! KETUPAT! KETUPAAAAT!!!”

Granddaughter: “Who are you talking to Grandma?”

Grandma: “You’re the same!!”

Grandson: “Why are you screaming? I’m near grandma.”

Grandma: “Because you don’t understand. Can’t you see if Grandma is working?”

Grandson: “What are you doing, Grandma?”

Grandma: “Arrrrrghhhhhhhh!!! FIND COCONUT LEAVES… Stupid!”

Grandson: “What are coconut leaves for, Grandma?”

Grandma: “Oh Allah… What a fool my grandson is. To eat!”

Grandson: “There’s rice in the house. Why do you want to eat coconut leaves?”

Grandma: “Hehehe… Ouch. Grandma’s granddaughter is the most shriveled, cute, smart, handsome… Before grandma gets a stroke, you should go there, let grandma work. Don’t bother, okay?”

Grandson: “How did you get a stroke?! So, actually, grandmother is looking for coconut leaves or looking for a stroke? What is a stroke, Grandma? Is she green like a coconut leaf?”

Grandma: “Hadohh. You idiot!”

Granddaughter: “A machete? I’m a grandmother, not a machete. Are you stressed?”

Grandma: “Yes, Grandma is stressed! Grandma has a headache! Grandma is dizzy with 7 pangolins! Grandma is going crazy! Grandma is stressed stress stress!!!”

Grandson: “If looking for coconut leaves is stressful, why does grandma still want to look for it?”

Grandma: “ENOUGH!!! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! DON’T ASK AGAIN! IT’S GREAT YOU’RE GOING HOME NOW! HOME…!! QUICK!!”

Grandson: “Yes, Grandma. I’m home. Grandma isn’t coming home?”

Grandma: “No! Grandma is at work!”

Grandson: “What work, Grandma?”

Grandma: “Look for coconut leaves!!!”

Grandson: “What are coconut leaves for, Grandma?”

Grandma: “Arrgghhh!!! No!! No!!!! Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!” *pulls a coconut tree* *throws in the air*

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How are you guys? It’s so funny isn’t it? Oh no, hehe sorry. Maybe the other stories are funnier. Let’s choose.

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